JONNY WATERS AKA GINNY WATERS INDISCRIMINATELY BURNS EVERY SECOND PIECE OF ART TO AVOID OVERSUPPLY. YOU CAN OFTEN FIND HIM PAINTING HANGING UPSIDE DOWN TO CHALLENGE THE PAINT GRAVITATIONALLY. HIS LEFT MIDDLE FINGER IS INSURED FOR

ONE MILLION DOLLARS AND HIS FAVOURITE COCKTAIL IS $300 GIN WITH A SPLASH OF HIS USED BATHWATER. HE PAINTS WITH HIS EYES CLOSED, SO TO NOT RUIN THE SURPRISE. THIS IS FUCKING ART.

IS IT NOT?